Based upon Marvel Comics’ most unconventional anti-hero, DEADPOOL tells the origin story of former Special Forces operative turned mercenary Wade Wilson, who after being subjected to a rogue experiment that leaves him with accelerated healing powers, adopts the alter ego Deadpool. Armed with his new abilities and a dark, twisted sense of humor, Deadpool hunts down the man who nearly destroyed his life.
ActorsStarring: Ryan Reynolds, Morena Baccarin, T.J. Miller, Ed Skrein, Brianna Hildebrand, Leslie Uggams, Stefan Kapičić, Gina Carano, Jed Rees, Karan Soni, Stan Lee, Rob Hayter, Rachel Sheen, Taylor Hickson, Andre Tricoteux, Paul Lazenby, Style Dayne, Kyle Cassie, Michael Benyaer, Ayzee, Naika Toussaint, Randal Reeder, Isaac C. Singleton Jr., Justyn Shippelt, Donna Yamamoto, Hugh Scott, Emily Haine, Aatash Amir, Chad Riley, Paul Belsito, Darcey Johnson, Kyle Rideout, Jason Day, Ben Wilkinson, Heather Ashley Chase, Fabiola Colmenero, Victoria De Mare, David Hardware, Matthew Hoglie, Tony Chris Kazoleas, Greg LaSalle, David Longworth, Michael Neumeyer, Sean Quan, Anthony J. Sacco, Olesia Shewchuk, Dan Zachary
Deadpool (2016) Synopsis
Deadpool is a super hero of Marvel Comics’s, a solder with extraordinary skill, after got cancer, in order to restore Wolverine’s gene and cure himself, he joined the X program, and then was disfigured, and as damnation, he own immortal life, his weapon is 2 knives and 2 guns.
In the comics, Deadpool is an ordinary person, because of an incurable illness and volunteered to join the “X program”, he got the ability of Wolverine’s self healing, but the cost is losing face. General took him as a failure to prison torture for study, eventually led him to flee. Deadpool is a paradox role, he has super strength, endurance, speed and self healing ability that beyond human, proficient in a variety of weapons, good at martial art, but his spirit is not stable.
Release Date: 12 February 2016 (USA)
Runtime: 108 min
2016 Official Movie Trailer (HD)
Life is like Deadpool’s mouth, you never know what the next sentence has jumped out of his mouse, even if you know that, but cannot understand.
More than one person has asked: Nowadays want to be a super hero, what ability they must own? Is the iron man’s armor, or Captain America’s four speed serum? Is Superman’s iron body or Batman’s money? Have you found out what they have in common, that is handsome!
Full of a variety of violent and sexy words, but tells a love story.
About Deadpool’s face
like I got bit by a radioactive Shar-Pei.
You look like an avocado had sex with an older more disgusting avocado.
Your face is the stuff of nightmares.
Like a testicle with teeth.
Because you look like Freddy Krueger face-fucked a topographical map of Utah.
to fix this butterface.
Music / movie stems:
I’m about to do to you what Limp Bizkit did to music in the late 90s.
Like, a Yakov-Smirnoff-opening-for-the-Spin-Doctors-at-the-Iowa-State-Fair shit-show.
Make It Big is the album that George and Andy earned the exclamation point.
and I’m gonna boom-box “Careless Whisper” outside your window.
Nothing compares to you. Sinéad O’Connor, 1990.
I had a Liam Neeson nightmare.I dreamt I kidnapped his daughter.Hey, they’ve made three of those movies. At some point you have to wonder if he’s just a bad parent.
Let us go talk to the Professor.McAvoy or Stewart?These timelines are so confusing.
You ever see 127 Hours? Spoiler alert.
Are You There God? It’s Me, Margaret.
And please don’t make the super-suit green or animated.
Oral fixation… or just a big Stallone fan?
You’re gonna leave me all alone here with less-angry Rosie O’Donnell?
giving Meredith Baxter-Birney a Dutch oven.
pretty sure Robin loves Batman too
You ever heard David Beckham speak? It’s like he mouth-sexed a can of helium.
You think Ryan Reynolds got this far on his superior acting method?
Have fun at your midnight showing of Blade II.
PEOPLE – SEXIEST MAN ALIVE! HUGH JACKMAN
Ripley, from Alien 3!
it does rhyme with “Polverine.”
Say the magic words, Fat Gandalf. Go cast a spell.
FEIGE’S FAMOUS PIZZA
Voltron: Defender of the Universe five mini lion-bots come together to form one super-bot
Just ride a bitch’s back, like Yoda on Luke. Star Wars jokes. Empire.
It’s a big house. It’s funny that I only ever see two of you. It’s almost like the studio couldn’t afford another X-Man.
Maple leaf country’s stems
rookie sensation Wade W. Wilson out of Regina, Saskatchewan
Regina rhymes with fun.
I never carry a wallet when I’m working. It ruins the lines of my suit.
Rich Corinthian leather.
I give a guy a pavement facial, it’s because he’s earned it.
we are like really fucked up tooth fairies…except we knock out the teeth and take the cash.
I give you a Blow Job.
All right, Kahlua, Baileys and… whipped cream.
I don’t take the shits. I just disturb them.
I’m living to 102. And then dying. Like the city of Detroit.
What’s a nice place like you doing in a girl like this?
The whole world tastes like Mama June after hot yoga
What does Miss Mama June taste like?
Like two hobos fucking in a shoe filled with piss
Like you’ve been pitching, not catching.